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Am boring.
Somewhere between working on the laundry, mopping the floor, and doing all the myriad other tasks that befall a mom whose husband is now working 10-hour days (but only four days a week, it's not that bad), I realized tha… -
Things that actually happened so far this week.
My daughter (the older one) drank an entire bottle of green food coloring I carelessly left on the kitchen counter. Happy St. Patrick's Day, digestive system!I forgot to put on deodorant. Under one arm, or so I'm assumin… -
Why I Need Therapy.
Just in case you were wondering, the revelation of my circular thought processes before any sort of social occasion:Oh my Lord. Somebody invited us over! Joel! And me! For dinner! I must be a good guest! I must be happy … -
And then I ate a box of bonbons while reading a romance novel and watching my "stories."
Today, I:Got two kids dressed and took them to their educational institutions.Came home and made breakfast for the remaining child and her father.Drank too much coffee.Sat at the computer to work on my two articles due t… -
Winter of my Discontent
I'm bored today. Yesterday it rained all day long, which I loved, particularly when a lone peal of thunder rumbled over the house. Today it's overcast, foggy, and supposed to warm to an unseasonable 70 degrees (almost). … -
This Just In: I Am Dumb
I went to Mommy And Me today after speech therapy. We talked about Thanksgiving traditions. Or perhaps I should be honest and say, "I talked about Thanksgiving traditions," because as soon as I entered the room, flushed … -
Important Update
I ironed my sheets on Saturday. For the first time ever. We have these gorgeous red 600 thread count sheets my parents bought for us a couple visits ago and they get more wrinkled than a shitzu's heinie straight out of t… -
Which Indicates Greater Likelihood Of Insanity?
The fact that when I woke up from an impromptu resting experience that might or might not have fallen under the definition of "nap," I rushed around refusing to pick up my child from preschool until I found my brown shoe…
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- Name: Jocelyn
- Country: United States
- State: Tennessee
- Metro: Johnson City
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 3/12/2005
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